off balanced

is ugly weird stupid lame sad
"Ayo son my shoe games is on point but with out new era fits cocked off stupid ahhhh the shits wha'look off balanced"
by J Benefit October 24, 2007
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Balance sheet

Balance sheet = financial bullshit that no one cares about
Amanda can you pull a balance sheet together. Her reaponse is no it isn't important to do my job.
by Matt can you pass the sauce April 25, 2016
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New Balance

The world's greatest shoe and clothing brand, endorsed by only the most elite athletes
Kawhi Leonard reps New Balance
by Halal Jamal January 04, 2022
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PH balance

The scale from 1-100 on how awesome something is
That is 70 PH balance
by Kli'ik September 27, 2007
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p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.
Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

by rpgizz September 02, 2007
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Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed
by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008
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47 Balance

The perfect expression of balance in the world. It is a representation of the tension between the heart and the brain (the fourth and seventh chakra, respectively.) it basically means the
Q: oh shit the time is 4:47 we have 47 Balance
C: what does that mean

Q: there is balance between our shake as we are one with ourself a and in tune with the other
by Martin two marijuana cigars November 14, 2021
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