An outrageous plan that, thankfully, will never be put in to action. If such plan is accomplished (very unlikely) disaster ensues.
Usage 1:
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
Usage 2:
I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
Person 1: Did you hear what we're planning on doing for the Redbull Flugtag?
Person 2: Yeah... something about a refridgerator?
Person 1: Sounds sweet doesn't it!?! We're totally going to win.
Person 2: (sarcastically) yeah... sweet... greatest Bielke plan ever... call me when you actually get the refridgerator and I'll help.
(6 months later the day before the competition)
Person 1: WTF!?!?! Shawn still hasn't gotten the fridge
Person 2: Thank goodness because someone was going to die.
Usage 2:
I was playing goalie at Zimmermans, but thanks to the Bielke plan there was one slick spot on the ice right in front of the goal and I slipped and ruptured my other achilles.
by rcajun February 25, 2010
Get the Bielke Planmug. The act of "Hatching a plan". As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. The act of sitting down, pondering and planing how to achieve something.
by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020
Get the Hatch a planmug. 1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.
Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.
Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.
Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.
by AliceBobCarol March 6, 2009
Get the Care Planmug. A phrase used to describe a good, lucky, or fortunate situation. This is used in reference to Drake’s song, God’s Plan.
Person 1: I was at the grocery store and was short 25 cents, but the lady behind me noticed and gave me a quarter.
Person 2: God’s Plan!
Person 2: God’s Plan!
by panda.express September 5, 2018
Get the God’s Planmug. When' Plan A' did not work, you gotta go for 'plan B'. So basically it means the next plan after plan a is successful or a failure.
by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021
Get the Plan Bmug. by MagicNano November 22, 2021
Get the El planmug. The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
Get the Failure to plan is planning to fail!mug.