A guy named Thes is a guy who’s really his great-grandma reincarnated. He can rock a cardigan and will steal your girl. He journals and self-identifies as a Marxist. How is he so kind, unproblematic, funny, nonjudgmental, athletic, and a good lister? Easy! He’s Thes.
Expecting mother: “I want to name my baby so it grows up to be an S-class citizen…”
Anyone with one good brain cell: “I know, name it Thes!”
Anyone with one good brain cell: “I know, name it Thes!”
by Mackzaddy April 18, 2023
Cyndi: The girl is shopping
Martha: Look at all the shits I don't give! They're just falling out of the sky!
Cyndi: The girl is shopping
Paul: Oh , is that a shit I give? Oh, never mind, gone now.
Martha: Look at all the shits I don't give! They're just falling out of the sky!
Cyndi: The girl is shopping
Paul: Oh , is that a shit I give? Oh, never mind, gone now.
by bobmarshal111 September 10, 2019
by boredassstudent April 28, 2023