Vanilla Cakes

This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A white girl or girl of any race who is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.

Man been talking to this new chick, she hot as hell, got an ass for days and whatnot but damn she hella boring. She's got nothing of substance to contribute to a conversation

Damn bro, she got a case of them vanilla cakes

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 30, 2016

vanilla tears

The act of blowing your load on a girl's face below her eyes resulting in vanilla tears

Last night Keri gave me some crazy head and I busted my load on her face and that girl was crying vanilla tears.

by Jake Bust Nuts February 9, 2014

Vanilla Hitler

A small amount of sperm on a partner's upper lip. The Vanilla Hitler can be the product of
1. Partner A climaxing on Partner B's face facial or
2. Partner B not being able to take in the entire load during fellatio. Blow job

Person 1: I was aiming for her mouth but shot a little high.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: Vanilla Hitler.

by crassy-crass April 27, 2009

Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut

Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights

by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023

vanilla karl

A sexual style in which the couple populate in the missionary position while maintaining eye contact until reaching simutainous climax followed by at least two hours of intellectual conversation and cuddling

He gave her a Vanilla Karl.

by LovelyAnarchy April 5, 2018

vanilla snooki

Any pale white girl that gets drunk and gets into trouble. Made famous by Ralph Garman on KROQ Kevin and Bean show

Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.

by cmolle97 March 18, 2011

Vanilla Oprah

Rachael Ray - 'nuff said

Vanilla Oprah was on Oprah today!!!!! OMG, I expected a star to form in the east

by Joe Kush December 17, 2006