jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.
Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.
by AK_Jew March 23, 2011
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jewish filth

Jewish filth is when your friend throws you under the bus when he lies and says he never took a hit from the vape. And how he collects coin
Oh brae stole coins what a Jewish filth
by Itsyoboi H3nry November 15, 2017
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jewish nigga

Anyone that gives the outward appear of having money, ie... gold necklace, nice clothes, but never pitch in and always asking for one of your newports, a beer, a ride.... etc.
Im sick of That jewish nigga wearing his gold chain and iced out watch asking me for a newport. Buy your own fool!
by imthatdude November 26, 2013
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jewish starfish

Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.
by Secret Asian Man666 October 31, 2009
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jewish bonanza

When your walking down the street and you see an abnormally large gathering of orthodox Jews and their 20 children.
Paul : OH MY G!!!
Adam : what's wrong??
Paul : Check out that Jewish bonanza!!!
Adam : HOLY FUCK!!! THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!!!
Paul : HIDE YOUR CHANGE!!!!!
by jewslapper August 14, 2009
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jewish mother

a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot
Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.
by spamee January 28, 2004
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