tark

Derogatory slang for Talion, used almost exclusively by the uruk-hai

"Luck, that's all this defeat is. I suppose you'll want to call yourself the Tark Slayer... slayer" - The last words of Dush the Tark Slayer

by Flash Dude December 12, 2017

thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes

I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog

by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015

tarkin

The singularly best Imperial in STAR WARS's Galactic Empire.

"Tarkin is the best Grand Moff in the Empire."

by ITenebraeI February 8, 2017

Thank the thank

a reciprocation of thanks. thanking the thanker, for the thank just received.

also known as "Thanking the thank".

Hey, thanks for all of your help with the yard work!

--Reply--
No no no, thank you.. ;)

One may thank the thank for ulterior purposes..
An innocent, yet bold move in the world of MILFs and MILF Hunting. A polite power move to promote intimacy and hidden agendas.

by MrStealUrGirlGC September 3, 2011

tark

Someone who wears emo glasses (glasses with thick, dark frames) and likes to be seen as artsy or intellectual. A tark's style of dress is often emo or scene (skinny jeans, converse sneakers, hair longer in the front than in the back), but some tarks, particularly older ones, may dress more conventionally. Most tarks are under the age of 30.

Just because Drew Carey stole Ira Glass's glasses, that doesn't make him a tark.

by Trestle July 28, 2009

thank job

A blowjob or handjob given in appreciation of a service or gift.

I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.

The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.

by WarewolfKarateRobot October 22, 2009

Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012