Thanksgiving orphan 

Someone who has nowhere to go on Thanksgiving because they are far away from family and friends. A Thanksgiving orphan is someone who is taken in by friends or another family to share in the Thanksgiving feast.

"When I was in college, my neighbors took me in as a Thanksgiving orphan."

Thanksgiving orphan by Jenny Manning December 15, 2008

Thanksgiving shit 

1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving

1. My Thanksgiving shit was huge this year.
2. Dude i just too a fu#*ing Thanksgiving shit.

Thanksgiving shit by Weesnaw_95 November 13, 2007

thanksgiving clap back 

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers

Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

thanksgiving clap back by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016

Thanksgiving Beard 

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard

Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.

Thanksgiving Beard by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009

Thanksgiving pants 

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.

Thanksgiving pants by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008

Thanksgiving Fast 

When you don't eat all day in anticipation of your Thanksgiving Feast.

Jenny is on a diet and is participating in her Thanksgiving Fast to prepare for the large amount of calories she will be consuming during her Thanksgiving Feast.

Thanksgiving Fast by GoldmanC November 28, 2010

Thanksgiving Basting 

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!

Thanksgiving Basting by imaspork003 November 3, 2020