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Testicle-Pains

Pains in said testicles often happening to people who slay dragons.
Berries had testicle-pains after slaying that dragon Nicole.
by mitchusonfire February 3, 2009
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Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.
Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.
by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004
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right testicle

The one on the right. Because no one likes the Left one!
man my right testicle is itchy as hell.
by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004
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rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat
Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree
by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014
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Testicle Clap

The act of air humping causing your testicles to make a clapping sound against your stomach and gooch. Mostly occuring when you have recently stepped out of a pool or shower.
After stepping from the shower timmy decided to award himself an applause using the testicle clap.
by spo2126 August 5, 2009
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testicle toss

The name your brother gives the game ladder toss when he doesn't know the name
What's that game with the two balls on the string called? That's called testicle toss!
by Thebeigebebluewhale June 28, 2015
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Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.
Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."
by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009
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