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Tentacle Yaoi

A fandom involving bishis getting anally abused my tentacled plants or monsters.

Often popular with teen girls.
girl 1: *posts on a message board* Anyone want to roleplay some tentacle yaoi

*5 minutes later*

Inbox: you have 50 new messages
by y11er August 25, 2008
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Tentacle Nipples

1. A horrific physical condition, probably genetic, in which tentacles extend from one's nipples in correlation with one's bitchy emotions. The tentacle nipples emerge extensively during full moons, sometimes stretching for miles and miles, wriggling grotesquely.

2. A nickname for one who suffers from said condition.
I wouldn't go for him if I were you; he has tentacle nipples.
by HarlotHolla March 14, 2011
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XXX-TENTACION

A GREAT rapper who sadly died 7/18/18.
XXX-TENTACION is probably the greatest male rapper of ever
by Duh dumbass February 4, 2019
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tentacle monster

A many-tentacled monster appearing in hentai (japanese porn cartoons) that often rapes women and young girls.
how the fuck could you be turned on by this shit?

See Urotsukidoji
by lah~ April 19, 2003
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testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.
el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"
by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006
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First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come
by Saint Axel December 9, 2021
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Teastabbing

An alternative to teabagging people in online shooting games such as call of duty 4, but with a knife.
player: Dude, i just killed that guy then was teastabbing him, he was yelling at me. Owned!
by Vasir October 28, 2008
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