Teh

1. A common typo
2. The, spelled in 1337

J00r teh n00bit.

by BlackAttack(TheAfricanAssault) June 4, 2003

teh drunk

A person, who is in the act of using the computer while drunk.

Lisa- Greg was teh drunk last night, and told me he wanted to bang me on MSN.
Joe- Don't worry, he said the same thing to me...

by mrcool January 15, 2007

Teh Clawk

To have a person suck on your penis and spin her around and around like the hands of a clock.

Gawd damb! I gave that chick Teh Clawk last night.

by Kykwin May 12, 2008

Teh man

the man who knos evrything!

joey121- Yo wats up Teh man
Teh Man- The sky you dumbass
Joey121- ur the man
Teh Man- and ur gay
joey121- wtf how u kno..?
Teh Man- Teh man knos evrtything

by Teh Man October 29, 2007

teh hawt

Extremely beautiful. Used almost exclusively in written form.

Dude, Jessica Alba is teh hawt.

by Joe Shizzle November 8, 2005

teh win

An expression of success or approval.

That movie was teh win.

<guy_1> What's 3 + 4?
<guy_2> 7.
<guy_1> teh win

by Lav March 26, 2003

Teh Interwebz

Colloquial form of the Internet, sometimes encountered in group chat spaces.

ftw n00b! you breakin my flowage chattin on teh interwebz! foad!

by Morden June 17, 2008