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nigga technology

as seen on boondocks:
"nigga technology" is when a technological gadget is useless and ment to waste your time/money.
"WAIT man, i needa send this text message to my girlfriend"
"damn man, thats nigga technology."
by xnd51591 July 16, 2008
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Design and Technology

Design and Technology, or 'DT' is a subject that a student will take, thinking it will be useful, and a fun learning experience. Then they will meet their teacher, and they will wish they had never been born. Like the creepy gnome in your friend's garden, they will glare at you when you are not looking, and say dodgy things about you in front of the whole class. Design and Technology involves a lot of hard work, and strict deadlines, however most students do not survive long enough to discover this.

This is often due to suicide - as a result of taking the course, murder - of the teacher, or mass murder - homicide for the sake of the entire class.
"He committed suicide out of despair and insanity." "Must have been a Design and Technology student."
by Rita_Harmony53 October 2, 2009
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technology love

Technology love is where (usually) a man resorts to playing with technology, speding thousands on computers, and buying new gadgets because he can't get a woman
Adrian had a massive technology love. He had lot's of computer hardware. But unfortunately he couldn't get a woman.
by Nick_51 February 29, 2008
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ercall wood technology collage

ercall wood technology collage (shortned to ercall wood) (pronounced r-call) is a school full of chavs and emos. its is very trampy, has fights daily, no heating in the winter, and a bad rep
omg fight at ercall wood technology collage again today
by ercallhater July 27, 2011
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Cambridge University of Neutron Technology

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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Phillip O. Berry Academy of Technology

A magnet high school in Charlotte, North Carolina consisting mostly of wannabe gangstas, gamer nerds, a couple /b/tards, and some weaboos. It opened in 2003 and has more computers than any other school in the district.

There are three career academies: Information Technology, Engineering, and Medical Science & Biotechnology. The first two are located upstairs and the last is downstairs. It doesn't really matter what academy you're in, though.

Every other week most kids riot in the hall screaming either "WEST" or "EAST". For the first few days of the school year everyone's pretty anti-social, but by the time March hits people are jumping over the indoor balcony, throwing water balloons at each other, and skidding stink bombs across the floors.

Outsiders try to sway kids from going to Berry by telling them that the school's full of druggies, but that's not true. Most of the students have never even seen a drug. Violence is hardly a problem, considering there are only about four fights a year.

A lot of the IT academy students go about muttering "Berry sucks" every day, and will probably eventually leave to go to Vance or Harding.
Two random Phillip O. Berry Academy of Technology students-

Student 1: I'mma be on Xfire tonight after studying for my AP english test, 'kay?
Student 2: Yeah man, I'm always online, 'member?
by Keenan the Baller May 7, 2008
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Techlology

Technology used by the masses. Also used to describe a having a sparce view/knowledge of technology
"I'm great with Windows, I'm great with Technology"
"you mean Techlology"
by GratuitousEsquire March 14, 2009
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