someone with ridiculous skills on a computer/phone/iPod/other electronical device and scares us mere earthlings. they have a habit of breaking these after streching them beyond their ability for normal usage. they also sometimes know more about a product than the producer.
-so i just took out the hardrive, cleaned the termimals and de-floobied the remainder of the computer so i could download this software which enabled me to detonate a bomb on the other side of the world which is specifically programmed to kill everyone except me.
-wow youre such a tech geek...
Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"
The best rapper to represent KCMO. He has the tightest flow that I have ever heard. You can't mess with the one and only Aaron D. Yates. If you beefin' with tecca nina you beefin with KCMO. Yadadimean.
"Yo, whachu bangin'?"
"F.T.I."
"Oh, that ill shit by Tech N9ne?"
"Hell Yeah."