Travel Wanker

When someone has travelled overseas and, upon returning, can speak of nothing else.

They are at their worst when in the company of fellow travel wankers. The conversation quickly deteriorates into an excruciating game of oneupmanship.

Karl: well, when I did that Thailand Contiki tour......
Mitch: Seriously Karl, travelling Contiki can't even be considered real travelling. When I went to Laos....

Jimmy: Fuck, Karl and Mitch have become the biggest travel wankers since they got back.

by gonzagas September 30, 2009

Travelator

A vibrator brought on trips or vacations. Often used by frequent solo travelers.

How many nights do I need to use my travelator before I meet a cute guy on this vacation?

by The small cracken February 20, 2019

The Time Traveler's Wife

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".

"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

by Big Poppa Pumpypumppumppumppum July 4, 2009

Traveler Kids

Generally train hoppers, bussers, and so on. Kids that travel the states and beyond by foot or train. Mostly punk in genre but there are others.

Hey man, I ran in to these traveler kids that I met in Cali when I was there. Wild.

by sarah515valleyjunctioncrew March 23, 2004

travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.

The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.

by Bluebrees September 17, 2008

Travelcock

The excitement that occurs upon a journey and turns your cock hard as a rock.

Daniel: Bro, are you excited for this road trip or what?!

Jacob: Dude, i've got the craziest travelcock!

Daniel: Steaksauce!

by Jam Jam Ziegler January 13, 2009

Travelness

The act of traveling often.

Marissa is jealous of Ryan's travelness.

by areSchaff June 12, 2011