Tallahassee Toboggan

A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.

"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."

by monster-rod-von-huge-in-stein July 10, 2009

tallahassee

A town close to Thomasville t-vizzle} (where I live). Thomasville doesn't have anything so people head over to Tallahassee to buy stuff. I personally love going there...its only about 30 minutes away (15 if you speed...). I've learned that the people who live there hate it though.

Tallahassee is the capitol of Florida.

by Capella June 5, 2005

Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler

As your giving it to your woman from behind, you reach around front and shove your finger deep into her throat, causing her to begin vomitting, thereby causing her muscles to contract and clamp down on your crank.

I was hitting it hard last night, but something was still missing. So I decided to give her a good ol' Tallahasee Tonsel-Tickler!

by Psycho15t January 20, 2006

tallahassee

tallahassee is the capital of florida, and also doubles as the most disgusting piece shit anyone could ever encounter. the people are either ghetto black people, white rednecks, or rich white rednecks who think they are classy. the weather is hot and humid, and the winter is just bitter cold because of the whore humidity. there is nothing to do for fun except drink, smoke, go to the mall, go "muddin'", or hunt.. FOR GOD's SAKE!. you will never meet trash until you come here. there is an obsession over football. northerners are still are "yankees", even though the civil was ended almost 200 years ago. the people here are so fake you wont know what hit you, OH YEAH the figgin drunk drivers. UBER CHRISTIAN BAPTISTS WHO ACTUALLY THINK people will actually go to hell. fat ass hicks live here, never come....youve been warned.

tallahassee talk-
hunter: yeah let's go hunnin' (hunting)
casey: dude ill bring my camo (camoflague)
hunter: i purposly ran over that possum today, you shouldve seen the guts man, come over and we'll drink trash beer and party with my church youth group!

by northwhore September 28, 2005

tallahassee war chief

the act of freezing a large piece of feces, spray painting it red and using it to perform sex acts on the family pet of a neighbor

"Boy, the Shermans got the tallahassee war chief really bad on their dog this weekend."

by Greg T. T. January 8, 2008

tallahasse turnpike

what the fuck u think it is

"i hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"man what is wrong with u"

by i am god . June 27, 2020

tallahassee tickler

sodomizing a woman with a wine bottle and popping the cork off in the vag.

winston: do you hear what i did to that girl at that kenny chesney concert.

JC: no what?

winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler

by the infamoustallahasseetickler April 10, 2009