Barely intelligible text messages sadly lacking basic, remedial grammar either by human or spell correct error. May include random words which dramatically change the meaning of the intended message.
EXAMPLE: Bob just text me an awesome Tarzan-a-gram saying "We go dinner game end dark?" or "My daughter is selling Girl Scout pussies. Would you like some?"
by oobyek March 1, 2014
Get the Tarzan-a-grammug. “When using the toilet, let the feces hang out almost completely. Just before it drops, quickly shift your position so that it lands on the inner walls of the toilet. The feces will then leave a trail along the bowl as it slides down.”
by Mr dindu. June 27, 2025
Get the Tarzaningmug. (n.) overcoming boredom by yelling; the uncontrollable urge to yell and scare the crap out of others.
When work became too quiet, Lori showed her inner tarzanism by letting off with an incredible AAah-ah-iii-ah-iii-ah-ii-aah yell making her co-workers jump.
by LadyCorinne May 11, 2014
Get the tarzanismmug. A mentally deranged league of legends streamer with a huge ego who tells to other players that he will snap their necks and calls them waste of oxygen.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
by Davvn June 7, 2022
Get the Tarzanedmug. by 🎏 February 9, 2024
Get the Tarzanmug. A term described by the actions of very desperate females who undeniably want a guy (primarily his dick) and are visably doing it so much, they are practically swinging off his dick.
Brandon -- Dude, he has so many girls chasing after him
Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him
Jon -- Yea but Danny won't do shit. They're practically tarzaning on him
by NumberThreeSloth August 13, 2011
Get the Tarzaningmug. The act of using a rope swing to penetrate the butthole of your partner causing immense pleasure and in some cases a pink sock.
At the river yesterday I pulled the old Tarzan Anal Buster on Amy. She's Ben waddling with a sore butthole since.
by GnarJ June 2, 2018
Get the Tarzan Anal Bustermug.