Tarzaned

League of Legends player that will never amount to much due to his toxicity and degrading of teammates.
Tarzaned is a colossal asshole.
by Graf Bukkakula November 14, 2016
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Tarzaned

A mentally deranged league of legends streamer with a huge ego who tells to other players that he will snap their necks and calls them waste of oxygen.
This guy reeks ar toxicity, a very toxic character playing the most toxic game.
He thinks himself to be some sort of Superhuman for being good at a videogame as adult and he looks down at everyone else as they are subhuman.
It's unbelievable how somebody would support this guy, look at the first definition, somebody would suck his cock for a session of coaching IN A FUCKING VIDEOGAME FILLED WITH MORE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE.
Not to mention that he is an adult, literally an adult , acting 10000 more toxic than an edgy 12 years old kid who fucks your mom.
This guy is the perfect definition of narcisim.
If you support this guy with more than a view and you Genuinely think that he is 100% sane please seek mental help.
Person: Tarzaned is cool
Person2: you're mentally deranged
by Davvn June 07, 2022
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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Jane Porter (Tarzan)

Jane Porter (Tarzan) is the wife of Tarzan and subsequently the mother of their son, Korak.
Jane Porter (Tarzan) is described as a blonde Southern Belle from Baltimore in Maryland, America.
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Tarzan Tits

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.
by Mic Rofoon July 04, 2022
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The Tarzan

When you are swinging from hemroid to hemroid while you are eating her ass
Felt like I was on Ninja Warrior as I was doing the Tarzan on her ass
by Kazrat March 19, 2022
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Tarzan

Someone who doesn’t let go of their bf/gf till they have another in their hand, as is swinging from vine to vine.
A: "my current girlfriend decided to leave her then-boyfriend for me."
ten months later
A: "my ex-girlfriend left me for some other guy"
B: "She's a tarzan. She doesn’t let go of one vine till she has the other in her hand.
by Traumaform June 26, 2018
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