Tandrum

a long train of thoughts of incomprehensible used to create a seeming illusion of logic.

because of the structural integrity of the building we can assume that the geography text is too old. therefore we cannot answer the questions on page 24 because we don't know what edition to find the questions in. don't mind me though im going off on a tandrum

by Vulcanboy111 February 18, 2011

tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.

Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.

by mopar340 September 16, 2013

Tandemonium

Any condition wherein chaos spreads from its original circumstances to another, usually unrelated, situation.

Everyone went crazy in line when we all found out that the Playstation 4's were shipped late. We all had to call in sick keep our places, so I'm sure it was Tandemonium at work.

by Double Hardhat November 4, 2010

Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022

Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.

Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking

by sarge the boss June 7, 2009

Tondreanna

A beautiful conceded girl who loves others & stuff. Boobs are average. Nice eyes as well as body.

Man i wish i looked like her, than i'll be a TONDREANNA.

by PhilisbeansBITCH January 10, 2012

Tanireah

An talented, accommodating, nifty, inspirational, reliable, educated, adorable, and an very hardworking young lady 🥺. Your a very beautiful person on the inside and out. Your a very outstanding and astonishing person. Your heart is as pure as gold and your love is as strong as a Dimond🥺💕. Your so passionate & strong. No matter what you have gone through you always see the good out of every situation & most importantly your caring. You see the good in everyone, you care about others feelings, and your always there to help when no one else is around💕.

Tanireah is such a beautiful phrase.

by Tutu💕 June 5, 2021