cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich December 9, 2008

Crotch Talker

This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.

I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.

by Thantalas February 27, 2011

low talker

A person who talks so quietly that is impossible for the one they are speaking to to understand.

Jim: Oh man, i can't believe this is what i signed up for! If only i could understand what that low talker was saying.

by joe sneaks February 27, 2009

Half-talker

While you're engaged in conversation, they're paying only half attention. The other half they're looking over your shoulder to find someone "better" to talk to.

It was a fabulous VIP party, but the room was full of half-talkers.

by MContrary August 3, 2012

chuckle talker

A person who inserts a stream of meaningless chuckles into every conversation, despite the topic or mood.

"Hi Steve, what's up?" -Me
"Nothing." *chuckle* - Steve
"Did you have a good weekend?" -Me
"No, my dog died." *chuckle* -Steve

Steve is a chuckle talker.

by briznye November 9, 2011

Gravy Talker

Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'

Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!

by khal_matthew September 22, 2016

wrong talker

Someone who often uses words or terms such as "Valentime's Day", "libary", and "expecially", that are wrong -- and do not exist. These offenders also wrong talk words that should be easy to pronounce. For instance, "golf" is pronounced "goff". The "L" sound is somehow mind-numbingly ignored.

Person #1: "Man...what college did Kim go to"?
Person #2: "Why"?
Person #1: "Because that school must give out degrees like free coupons! She's such a wrong talker. She just told me she got her husband a season pass for the local GOFF course for VALENTIME'S Day

by Mr. Bill III February 8, 2017