cock talker

One who speaks highly of their penis when in fact they have very little penis to speak of.

I slept with a total cock talker last night. That three inches of man-love did nothing for me.

by the almighty turd sandwich March 30, 2008

Crotch Talker

This is a person who instead of looking you in the eye, instead appears to be talking to your crotch.

I have a nice rack but he appears to be talking to my crotch. Guess he is a crotch talker.

by Thantalas February 09, 2011

low talker

A person who talks so quietly that is impossible for the one they are speaking to to understand.

Jim: Oh man, i can't believe this is what i signed up for! If only i could understand what that low talker was saying.

by joe sneaks October 22, 2008

Pot-Talker

When People talk about smoking in public in an usually high tone to let everyone know their total douchbags.

Tony: Hey did you hear about that new train-wreck maryjane bud? its hella good!

Rich: Hell yeah i did! train-wrecks the best bud in the world!

Tony: I know. one nug and im fucked.

Society: fuckin pot-talkers.

by Drosmokaaa April 29, 2010

Text Talker

An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.

Dear Laurie,

How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....

Luv U,

Kaitlyn

P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!

by FASH1976 February 04, 2010

parlor talker

Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, or acts like an authority on a subject matter, when in reality they know very little or nothing about the topic being discussed.

I can't believe how many parlor talkers continue to post here as if they were aviation experts.

by Mabbers November 06, 2006

wrong talker

Someone who often uses words or terms such as "Valentime's Day", "libary", and "expecially", that are wrong -- and do not exist. These offenders also wrong talk words that should be easy to pronounce. For instance, "golf" is pronounced "goff". The "L" sound is somehow mind-numbingly ignored.

Person #1: "Man...what college did Kim go to"?
Person #2: "Why"?
Person #1: "Because that school must give out degrees like free coupons! She's such a wrong talker. She just told me she got her husband a season pass for the local GOFF course for VALENTIME'S Day

by Mr. Bill III February 09, 2017