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Taimur is the guy who somehow knows exactly where everything is—except the thing he lost. He’s a pro at pretending he’s not the favorite parent while secretly spoiling the kids behind your back. Taimurs don’t believe in multitasking unless it involves sitting, thinking, and mysteriously fixing things without moving an inch. If you have a Taimur in your life, expect calm vibes, perfectly timed sarcasm, and the occasional “I’ll do it later” that somehow actually gets done.
Taimur is the guy who somehow knows exactly where everything is—except the thing he lost. He’s a pro at pretending he’s not the favorite parent while secretly spoiling the kids behind your back. Taimurs don’t believe in multitasking unless it involves sitting, thinking, and mysteriously fixing things without moving an inch. If you have a Taimur in your life, expect calm vibes, perfectly timed sarcasm, and the occasional “I’ll do it later” that somehow actually gets done.
“Taimur swears he doesn’t snack, but all the chips are gone. Suspicious.”
“Having a Taimur around is great—just don’t ask where he put the remote.”
“Having a Taimur around is great—just don’t ask where he put the remote.”
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The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.
The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.
Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.
And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.
A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
The Taimanin is a union of diferent ninja clans based in Ghosa, 99% of all members being women who also have special super powers... which literally do not matter.
The Taimanin main goal is suppost to fight against demons, well guess what? They fucking SUCK at fighting then, even if they have superpowers.
Unfun fact: Ninjas in the Taimanin have a absolutely 100% chance of getting brutally beaten, captured, tortured and raped by demons and orcs. No matter how much they claim to be strong and powerfull, historia always fucking repeats thenselfs.
And yet, somehow, like a miracle deux ex machina. They never fucking die, no matter how hard you hit then, they are as tought as cockroaches.
A friendly tip: If you are a female ninja looking to join a clan, DO NOT JOIN THE TAIMANIN, IS A FUCKING RAPE DEATH TRAP!
Random woman: Um... i'm thinking about joining the Taimanin!
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
Normal Person: Why? Are you suicidal?
Random woman: Nah, i'm just a slut.
Normal Person: Literally is going to be better for you to find a friend with benifits...
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This is what music that is QUALITY SONGWRITING does as MOVING TAIME as pronounced MOVING TIME with LOVE and ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE thrown in.
The URBAN DICTIONARY MERGE VULGAR AI WITH NON VULGAR AI...
This is what music that is QUALITY SONGWRITING does as MOVING TAIME as pronounced MOVING TIME with LOVE and ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE thrown in.
Please I am so FUCKING DEPRESSED about this all out assault on the most valuable INSECT the FIRE ANTS as I need to start MOVING TAIME to go where nobody else has gone before to my TIME SHRINK.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 20, 2021
Get the MOVING TAIME mug.The process / situation one finds themselves in after someone else uses their content (such as a joke or answer to a question in a class) and seeing that the OTHER person gets the credit. They are said to have been "Taimur'd" by that person. The continuous form is 'getting Taimur'd'.
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This is based off of my life, where I constantly answer class questions everyday, but am ignored and overshadowed by others. As a well-dressed man (myself of course) once said;
"If they ignore you.... then deal with it."
This is based off of my life, where I constantly answer class questions everyday, but am ignored and overshadowed by others. As a well-dressed man (myself of course) once said;
"If they ignore you.... then deal with it."
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