talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

by callmemunch March 30, 2008

talk to huey on the great white telephone

To have an out of stomach experience while placing ones head inside a toilet bowl. Anyone listening at the door might hear the name of Huey (or perhaps Ralph) being called upon repeatedly.

Excuse me, I think those prawns were off, I have to go talk to Huey on the great white telephone.

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.

"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."

by Mikeypedia February 9, 2010

talk greasy

to make bold and often untrue accusations about somebody, either behind their back or in front of others with little regard for consequences. fighting words.

That silly bitch Tashgyrl likes to talk greasy all over YouTube, but she doesn't realize how easy it is to dox her dumbass.

by scarlit December 7, 2020

talk is cheap

a phrase used to indicate an individuals inclination to verbalize opinions, stances, or other traits and subsequent reluctance to act upon said traits.

"that girl the other night said she digs me, but every time we hang out, nothing comes of it."

"yeah, well, talk is cheap."

by rsadlier February 5, 2009

Talk Talk

A band that is sadly not coming back.

I really wish Talk Talk would get back together!

by scary plastic toy March 15, 2009

talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

by keyshaw June 24, 2004