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Swaggerspare 

When someone notices a person with less swag than them and has the opportunity to swaggerbang that person, but chooses to spare them. Reason for swaggersparing may include the fact that the better looking person is usually the victim of swaggerbanging.
Josh so could have swagger banged Blaire today. Her swag was off with her hoodie and jeans, but Josh was lookin fresh in his crisp polo. But because Blaire is usually such a hottie he decided to let this one slide and swaggerspare her. Laura was less kind and repeatedly swaggerbanged Blaire with various Swagger daggers.
Swaggerspare by YBbloggers January 27, 2010

Swagger Booster

A folded piece of paper in one's back pocket placed so that it is slightly visible used to draw attention to one's butt.
I use a swagger booster for the ladies so they check out my rump.
Swagger Booster by Chilu November 29, 2011

swagger jacked 

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits
Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings
swagger jacked by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011

Poop Swagger 

The type of walk a dog has right before they are getting ready to take a dump.
I was on the phone with my friend and told them i had to go. I could tell my dog was about to do his business because he had the poop swagger going on.
Poop Swagger by SRE0510 December 22, 2009

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

Droid X Swagger

Noun. ( Duhr-oyhd ehxxx Sawaggurr)

A word that with origins in Northern California. Apparently the story goes, that one day some some gentleman with irresistable swagger became appalled after he saw that little 7th grade girls had the same iphone that he had. Upon seeing this, he immediately made dua and looked for alternatives, was disgusted by the blackberry's over-marketed gayness, saw that the HTC EVos were better, but still wack, and through the grace of God, was pointed in the direction of Droid X.

This divine instruction to take upon the drioid X created a whirlwind of swagger never seen before, and consequently created a world-wide phenomenon.

Bill Clinton claimed that posession of this characteristic can solve world poverty, and consequently drank a bunch of kool-aid to celebrate.
Basically, you bust out the Droid, you know you're the shit, because you be drippin that Droid X Swagger.