Surfie's Hand

What happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). Usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into calices. Bleeding may occur.
Ways to prevent: Don't keep your hands on the deck of the board when going out to catch a wave. Drag the board by the leg rope instead.

A: hey, how was the surf?
B: It was great except now i have surfie's hand! God, it hurts!

by doo_dey_21 December 23, 2008

scurfice

A flat, solid object typically used to roll blunts on while in the car.

Grab the scurfice and get started on the dutch.

by Platypus Pat August 10, 2012

Surface Talker

A person who starts off talking about a subject that they lead you to believe they are well-versed but when probing questions are asked, they change the subject.

Oh brother...don't get Bob talking about what opportunities there are in investment banking. He instantly turns into the Surface Talker.

by Sarcastic K October 2, 2014

surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

Surface titsion

When you wear a bra too small and your books almost spill out, but not quite.

Did you see the chick in the orange shirt? She has perfected the art of surface titsion.

by Demolitiondebbie April 1, 2017

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy November 30, 2017