stumping

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.

John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!

by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010

Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)

I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......

by 40Forty March 26, 2011

stumbling

falling all over the place, usually when drunk.

Cassi was stumbling all over the place, spilling her beer.

by cati May 21, 2004

Stumpin'

Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.

When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!

by JoeP. May 25, 2007

MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit

when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!

by SexyBeast1 September 6, 2009

Stamping

When you fail to wipe your anus with a firm degree of integrity and the left over shit leaves a circle/streak of stinky fun on whatever you sat on.

My god you didn't wipe your arse properly and now you have stamped all over the bed you thilfy bitch. My white sheets resemble a Cheetah..... All that Stamping is not called for!

by Jamesantenna1 January 19, 2014

Sumo Stomping

The act of removing the scrotal sack from the inner thigh hands-free during mild/humid weather. This is achieved by raising the leg (with scrotal sack adhered) out to the side and firmly stamping the foot back on the ground. The adjoined love spuds should break free to their correct dangle angle if done correctly.

I almost sat on my orbs the other day, I had to perform a sumo stomping to remove them!

by Mangers June 2, 2009