Stumble goat

The best stumbler in the popular mobile game Stumble Guys

Matthew Seibert is the stumble goat.

by Therealstumblegoat November 17, 2023

A stumble

A group of drunk people walking

Person 1: yo bro look, there's a stumble over there!
Person 2: what are you even talking about

by A Finnish Bread Stick April 7, 2024

Hop on the stumble

The universal phrase amongst students in class to tell everyone to get on stumble guys

Kid 1: Yo this class is boring asf bro
Kid 2: YO EVERYONE HOP ON THE STUMBLE!
Kid 1: What's the google classroom code bro???
Kid 2: AXQ32M

by meemzolol October 16, 2023

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009

Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011

Stumble buckle

When you got your girl laying on her back doing anal with your toes in her pussy interchanging left and right feet white the girl sucks the pussy juice off her toes and you are defecating.

I stumble buckled the shit out of your mom last night

by Ikmary September 18, 2018

Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 8, 2014