captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

by jesse March 17, 2007

stubble muffin

see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.

I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.

by Gus Gus1 August 29, 2007

Stub-Snubbing

1. When you buy a ticket to another movie because you don't want to pay for another one for whatever reason.

"I thought we were seeing Allegiant," said Johnny. "I'm stub-snubbing this one, the last book was too awful for me to pay to see this."

by Laura K32 June 24, 2016

Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears

(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.

by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013

nether stubble

Hair growth in the pubic region. Used in Sara in the television series C.S.I. Season 5 Episode 8.

That's a lot of bikini wax. Some girls hate the nether stubble.

by KG April 15, 2005

Stubble

Sharp little hairs that cannot be removed unless waxing occurs

Chad : Damn girl everytime I go down on you I cut my lip you need to do somethin about all that Stubble down there umkay!
Kiersten : Fuck you all I ever do is spread my legs for you and all you ever do is complain!
Chad : Hey if you wanna keep fuckin my big healthy horse you will take care of that Stubble!
Kiersten : Go Fuck Yourself!

by SlopNChop January 26, 2017

Darwin Stubbie

Darwin Stubbie is available from

Australia's Northern Territory.
It is sold in a 2 litre bottle

It is quite expensive and thus mostly a tourist gimmick. The Darwin Stubby was first introduced in April 1958 with an 80-imperial-fluid-ounce (2,270 ml; 76.9 U.S. fl oz) capacity.

Darwin Stubbies are awesome to get pissed on, they have 2 lires of beer in them. Good for the hot Darwin weather mate.

by pantspirate June 10, 2009