That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard
Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards
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an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.
by L. Cullen December 14, 2010
Get the stomach scraper mug.The worst organ in the body, one that is intent on bringing you as much pain and nausea as possible.
1.) Kurt Cobain was pained by his stomach to the point where he had to force himself to eat
2.) "My stomach is evil"
"really?"
"yeah, I get nauseous whenever I eat."
"duuuuude..."
2.) "My stomach is evil"
"really?"
"yeah, I get nauseous whenever I eat."
"duuuuude..."
by Apocalyptic Alexa Armageddon July 24, 2009
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To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
To possess the ability to consume food that would make most other people sick, or at least make them want to throw up just thinking about eating whatever it is. Based off the fact that dogs can eat just about ANYTHING, including rotting meat, without getting sick.
by Koby_Fish March 23, 2008
Get the stomach like a dog mug.The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.
Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!
Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."
Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."
by McBetts October 25, 2012
Get the Stomach Patty mug.the act of thrusting the hips back and forth while naked causing the genitals to swing like a pendulum alternately slapping the stomach and butt.
Usually performed by males though some females with ample piss flaps are capable of this exercise while some males regrettably, are incapable.
Usually performed by males though some females with ample piss flaps are capable of this exercise while some males regrettably, are incapable.
Mark broke the ice when he did the stomach to butt and got the party started.
I was shocked when Mary's mother did the stomach to butt at the wedding reception , her wizard sleeve looked like balls swinging.
I was shocked when Mary's mother did the stomach to butt at the wedding reception , her wizard sleeve looked like balls swinging.
by theanarchist July 21, 2013
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