stoned

the greatest feeling on the planet. achieved by the smoking of the cannabis plant which can be purchased from a dealer near you

"if im you, and youre them, and im her, but theyre me, who does that make us?"
"erm... man dis would b so much easier if i wasnt stoned"

by its a dopedate August 29, 2007

stove piped your sister

To have meaningful sex with ones sister.

i.e. Hey ziggy, I stove piped your sister last night and she loved it.

by Stove piped your sister April 13, 2015

Stovepipe

When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"

by pac103 May 16, 2007

Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

by B.E. July 21, 2009

stoneder

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.

"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."

by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004

Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

stonedest

adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been

Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.

by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010