Steve 

The player in the game minecraft, a god that can carry 12938294729482948393883338329383938293830293929392939KG of gold blocks

You play as steve in minecraft

Steve by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Steve 

The bees' knees. A Steve is the coolest guy around especially if he's fat. Girls love him even if he's not atractive.

Girl 1: that guy looks pretty ugly
Girl 2: doesn't matter he's a Steve

Steve by [insert username] May 10, 2015

steve 

a slang from the french Canadian province of Quebec meaning beer. This term is widely used in many night clubs and youth hangouts. Other words used in conjunction with "Steve" are; Nikki, Senior, Mary, and Pepper.

After i senior we'll go garb a mary burger then hit up the corner store for a 24 of steves. I d'm not sure if i'll be nikki'd tonight but i'm definetly calling pepper later.

steve by noiglet tig December 14, 2008

steve 

an epic ninja monkey who in the mornings is a top class preditor and in the afternoons is a top class ninja/skator...he usualy hangs out with the raddest fucking crew you will ever know. hes a beast at parkour and likes tits...did i mention he gets pussy alot and knows how to take apart a m16 and reassemble it in 15.6 seconds

wyatt-im looking for someone awesome
soren- your looking for steve... i hear hes the shit

steve by wutangnut69 April 23, 2011

Steve 

A bipolar ass manager at Wendy's, always has his head stuck up his ass, Polish as fuck and hits on any male customer in drive thru

What's wrong with Steve?
Steve is being bipolar, his everyday mood

Steve by marc789 September 24, 2017

Steve 

That person who's third wheeling on a date

It was you and me and your friend steve

Steve wouldnt leave us alone on our date

Steve by Macallanbxy March 27, 2021

Steve 

Tortoise steve instructions
1: visualize steve or he will come after you
2:feed steve

*guy* hey I got a steve
*other guy* wow nice

Steve by Themoose292 February 20, 2019