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Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?
Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010
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Cable Stealing gypsies

a Bad Ass Rock n roll Band from Johannesburg, South Africa.

bringing back that raw 70's vibe, and electric performance.

favorite songs- Lucifer, red guitar, Shoot you down
they will... melt your face off!!
Bra jeff " dude Cable Stealing Gypsies are sick"

Jabu "straight up! think my face just melted"

Bra jeff "your face looks ok, but I think you pissed your pants... mad show!!!"
by killer02 July 13, 2011
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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007
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Stealing first

The act of kissing an unknown girl, usually at a bar, when they aren't expecting it.
My buddy was super drunk last night at the bar and every time he got done talking to a girl he ended up stealing first.
by Dulaville definitions February 27, 2011
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Steepling

Verb.
The act of putting your fingertips together, most likely to indicate thoughtfulness.

So named because this action makes one's hands look vaguely like a steeple.
The following children's hand game shows an example of steepling:
This is the church; this is the steeple; open the doors, and there's all the people.
by Mysterious C June 22, 2006
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go sterling

The act of giving in to thoughtless rage. To 'go sterling' is not simply a show of anger, but a concentrated release of built up tension. This tension is often thought to brought about from weeks of consistent 'blue-balling', and its release is manifested by an intensely violent physical outburst.
Dude 1: "How's college been for you dude?"

Dude 2: "I dunno but if don't get laid soon I'm gonna 'go sterling' on this bitch's LED hula hoop."
by Evalina386 September 30, 2010
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Stealing Happy Hours

A term used to describe the smoking of cannabis.

Also a song name off of 311's 1997 album "Transistor".
"Hey Bobby, what are you doing after class today?"
"Going home and eating dinner with my family.."
"FUCK THAT! I'll be at home Stealing Happy Hours! You should come over."
"Dude, good idea. I'll bring the dank."
by Hilikus421 January 21, 2010
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