steamed dumpling

The act of dangling a man's scrotum over a woman/man's anus which is then farted upon.

Yo, last night Rusty gave me the hottest steamed dumpling I have ever had.

by Daniel Amos October 30, 2007

steamed carrot

When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!

that girl Lauren just gave David a steamed carrot

by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 4, 2004

Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

speared

Fucked up....aka: stoned, drunk, buzzed, whatever the fuck you want.

Dude I'm so fucking speared off this rose hookah....

by Mike, Kelly, Blake, Brandon September 22, 2005

Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.

1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"

by Crankshaw September 28, 2009

bear stearned

to crash, to collapse, to plummit, to fail

1. I can't believe it, I completely bear stearned that test.

2. For the third time this week, my computer bear stearned on me.

by Wolverine11 March 17, 2008