by marooned January 23, 2005
Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 07, 2010
Keith: I posted a really average status before
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
Barry: Did you have status insurance?
Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash
by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009
Oh, look at that status queen pounding down drinks with her own camera in her face! No question as to what is on Facebook tomorrow!
by Bokaholic July 26, 2011
by idkman08 June 24, 2022
Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
by AWCornball June 15, 2010
by iamloah November 30, 2021