status quo

The way things are right now

It is very easy to change the status quo.

by marooned January 23, 2005

status stalker

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

by Philosophistry March 07, 2010

status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

by rplover1223 April 08, 2009

Ter Statue

A german keeper that always stands still when a shot is being made. Every Shot on target= Goal

why did he not make an effort to save it. Because he's a ter statue

by iamloah November 30, 2021

gwap status

the current condition of the currency one would contain at the present time.

My gwap status is on the uprise.

by lilcs024 July 16, 2009

status sage

One who is constantly trying to impress others by posting philosophical/deep quotes, analogies, or theories as their facebook status even though everyone else knows that these quotes don't mean anything to them.

Status sages seem to have forgotten that if they were so busy meditating all day, they wouldn't have time to continuously update their status.

Biancas facebook status: People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.

Rachel (having read Biancas status): pfhhh, Bianca is so bored all day, she's become a status sage. That girl doesn't give two hoots about 'inner beauty'... *roll eyes*

by ItsMeHiHi December 14, 2009