stalkerazzi

A compound word containing stalker and paparazzi that is used to mean someone who is a stalker, but who also specifically uses pictures to do much of the stalking. Such a person often puts these pictures up on social networking sites such as facebook. The stalker referred to is often a friend of the stalkee.

For example, someone who sees their friends walking down the other side of the street coming back from the grocery store, and takes a paparazzi-esque picture without saying hello to the friends. This person then will often put the picture on facebook and tag their friends.

eg. MA3: did you see that picture that MA1 put on facebook? it's of kelz and lilz walking down the street.. they didn't know she was taking the picture! it is SUCH a stalkerazzi shot!!

MA2: Ohmygosh i know!! did you see the one she posted of all their phone numbers??

by macubed58 November 21, 2009

Panty Soaker

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.

by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009

starkers

1. term meaning naked, nude and unclothed

1. Did you see that new pic of Christina Aguilera? She's fuckin starkers!

by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 24, 2004

Profile Stalker

Someone who browses the internet scouring social network sites for pictures of people they find attractive. They will often save their profile picture to a private file on their computer and fantasize about them.

Statistically 4/5 people are unknown victims of profile stalkers!

As for the other 1/5.... well, they are the profile stalkers.

A profile stalker often sends at least 10 friend requests a day and will prey on unsuspecting victims. They ususally have about 2000-3000 so called 'friends' on Facebook.

by heypresto December 14, 2010

salad shaker

when he sticks his tongue inside your vagina and shakes it widly

"You're the best salad shaker in town!"

by Eth@n1012 February 27, 2018

table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016

Stalker Sarah

Stalker Sarah (SarahMonline) is a teenage girl who 'stalks' celebrities and gets her picture with them. She is said to have met over 200 celebrities in the last 4 years, and some celebrities she has met over 20 times. (eg. One Direction)
Sarah Stalker trended on twitter on the 28/01/2012 for around 4 hours, as she got kicked out of the LAX airport for supposedly pushing over One Direction fans.

Stalker Sarah, in all of her photos, has medium length-brown hair with a rounded fringe to her eyebrows, round (circle) glasses and the same smile for every photo, giving the illusion she was photo shopped into the photos, when she was indeed, not.

Me: OH MY GOD GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A CHANCE TO MEET THE BOYS
Sarah: No, I want to meet them
Girl: You've already met them
Sarah: So
Boy: Stalker Sarah

by OneDirectionsBiggestFan February 22, 2012