a gay man who only falls for straight guys, and will spend a lot of emotional energy on them and think that they are in a kind of relationship-be it a buddy-buddy, mentor-protege, whatever, that is mutually beneficial. All the while the straight man loves the attention and the affection, and the gay man avoids any real possibility of intimacy.
female equivalent: fag hag
female equivalent: fag hag
Jack is such stag fag-all he does is hang out with Ryan, buy his little kids toys, and he keeps blowing off any opportunities to date--
by loccitanatexan July 1, 2006
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Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
by yoyorks December 15, 2008
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by jimmy stevan October 25, 2016
Get the saige mug.1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).
2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."
2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
Get the Stage Five Clinger mug.a girl who's very friendly and easy to get along with. At first may appear a bitch but is very outgoing at very friendly. She is always fly.
by bayybayyg March 31, 2009
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Get the stage manager mug.A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.
We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.
I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.
I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
by Dan Everett April 26, 2006
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