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Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.
Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)
by SM&FC September 8, 2013
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Stanfield,NC

A very small town in central North Carolina. Reminds us of Mayberry. however it has a gas station, barber shop, and suprisingly, a biker bar. not too far from Charlotte.
Hey, I thought you lived in Stanfield,NC? "Yeah,thats what I said, I live in Stand-Still
by beansandtaters February 18, 2013
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starfish-worthy

Some women only reserve anal sex for those they find really hot or that they really love. If they DO find somebody really hot or really love them, they may deem that person "starfish-worthy."
Dude, he wanted to do anal with me and since he's SOOOO hot, I think he's starfish-worthy.
by Feisty M January 27, 2015
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staif

What is your favorite colour? Staif
Mostly used on websites like ask.fm and sarahah.me
by Faffx December 8, 2017
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StaffInfection

Mandatory Meetings held to pass useless information to supervisors / middle management / proles and design useless campaigns to "improve morale" while reducing headcount, increasing workloads and reducing pay/bonuses. Intent of the staffinfection is to have it evolve into Circle jerk but this rarely occurs as attendance is mandatory, and like an infection - no one wants to be around it.
The Leader announced at the staffinfection that he will be making (store bought) cookies for everyone to show how much he cares and wants to be loved and thought of as a bro.
Management announced at the staffinfection that although that staffing levels are 45% reduced and that there were record profits and more work to be completed, No positions would be filled and no overtime would be authorized / approved.
by Guacacado October 29, 2018
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Starfire

A very hot fictional character in the Netflix show Titans that is in the dc universe
Who is your fictional crush? Starfire is my fictional crush.
by Tobey is my name May 23, 2021
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Frosted Starfish

The act of licking frosted sugar off someone's asshole
Friend1: Yo man, I need a real sugar high.

Friend2: Go eat a frosted starfish.
by walkyofish December 13, 2014
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