Squouge

Ketchup water- the thin liquid that collects at the top of your ketchup bottle.

Oh no! I forgot to shake my ketchup bottle and I squouged myself!

by Karinwins December 8, 2017

Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 26, 2018

Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019

squidgecunt

A bit of good side action but often smelling a bit like garbage

Harry ain't been round much since his new squidgecunt done got him runnin mad

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 20, 2020

Squidgefum

The feeling of needing to cum and shit simultaneously.

Man I feel like I think I’m gonna squidgefum all over these children

by An unkown species November 19, 2020

Squidge

The definitive feeling of moisture when one clenches ones vagina.

(When one is aware that one is wet)

He’s so hot I’m definitely turned I just squidged.. (heavily lubricated)

by Bumfuzzle1234 November 20, 2020