squeeching

to make a really loud, annoying noise.

The birds were squeeching so bad, that the people spoke loudly for the rest of their lives.

by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008

squench

An abused butt hole

"Your mom gave me a squench last night"

by Tybum April 19, 2016

squelch

Polite euphemism for a shit

That was a damned good squelch.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Squelchy

An Extremely Moist Vagina - When a vagina becomes very moist that when being penetrated with objects or part of the anatomy its makes a noise that sounds like 'SQUELCH'

It is most Capital!

Ben: Hey, u have fun last night?
Jack: Yeh, sure did like
Ben: Does Jesmond have a squelchy?
Jack: Awwwww Yeahhhhhhhh!

by Jack.. ; ) January 3, 2007

Squelching

Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)

Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...

by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008

Squelching pig

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.

“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.

by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

butt-squelch

butt-squelch- a retard definition 2 a constint masturbater definition 3 when you are taking a dump and the toliet water splashes on yur ass

I was taking a crap after lunch and i was butt-squelched

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004