squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Quelching

The act of thinking about yourself masturbating until you ejaculate. No hands are used in this process.

"My favorite part about Quelching is the pounding headache I get afterward!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus January 13, 2024

quelching

inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal

Quelching, to inserting ones penis so far that it is inserted through the anus and out of an object or animal
"c'mon son its time for the annual family hamster quelching trip!! :)"

by alpaca1930 June 14, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

squelqing

squelqing sticking your head in a woman’s vag squaking loudly while the woman drinks your semen

squelqing was wild last night

by Madfunnysir February 29, 2024

Squelking

Maximizing your

Ability to shoot sperm and range

I was squelking to shoot my sperm very far

by Ante555 March 9, 2024

seelching

The act of fetching a sigma male.

I love seelching all the discord mods!

by The alpha😈 March 28, 2024