Squantanious

Describes the occurrence of an unexpected squant thing or the sudden arrival of a squant person.

A: "What do you know about Kanye West?"
B: "Not much, other than that he is quite the squantanious character."

by TheOnlyGarret March 26, 2020

Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

squatamalian

A Guatamalian who constantly squats on street corners watching the world go by

We drove down krome avenue and waved at the squatamalians selling papayas

by Dr Squatch jr December 9, 2022

urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.

John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."

by Duhnilo June 11, 2009

Layoff Squatter

Someone who camps out in, or moves into an office (see Layoffice) recently vacated by layoffs.

Who's that guy in Joe's office? Ah, he's just a layoff squatter.

by Biff Turkle July 14, 2009

SUB-SQUATTING

A person who has been given permission to live in a forclosed house by the original squatter who has found another home to squat in.

NO I don't actually own this place. I'm just SUB-SQUATTING from Joe, who has moved on to a better neighborhood.

by CORKY GUY August 6, 2010