Spunk Shuffle

when the lady shuffles to the toliet with her legs closed after sex to prevent the spunk dripping down her legs.

I had to do the spunk shuffle all the way down dorm hall last night. (she says)
His Mom caught me doing the Zoidberg last night. I could not look her in the eyes the next morning.

by Wolfgang Wolfbacon III January 22, 2007

spunk trunk

A larger and more impressive version of the spunkstick.

She nearly passed out when I pulled out the spunk trunk!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night

by Harlot Hunter September 5, 2017

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 4, 2020

Dry Spunk

When you have spunked already like 5 times that day, and you try to spunk again but nothing comes out. Sometimes your dick makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a Dry Spunk.

I had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry spunked.

by Big Chimper June 30, 2003

De-spunk

After male ejaculation

A man is more relaxed after he has been de-spunked

by Derek dickface March 19, 2019

spunk-n-dunk

When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth or spunks and then dips or "dunks" his testicles therein afterward.

Dude it was mad sex, she even let me spunk-n-dunk.

by Antonius711 November 17, 2007