Spoogeman

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

Spoogeman by LMom April 10, 2009

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spooge pellets

A hard ripe pellet made from the after birth of a young camel. Usually these are ingested to keep bad spirits out and good spirits in.

My mom ate a spooge pellets before heading into the jungle.

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A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.

"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"

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The big stringy hunk of ejaculate that comes out of the vagina the morning after an intimate encounter, always at an unpredictable time.

"Another yoga class interrupted by emergence of last nights spooge lugi."

Spooge lugi by Cooeyk August 20, 2016

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He put his spoon in my gelato!

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When a person spoons two people, it is a very kinky, but honestly affectionate course of action

it was cold and we had no choice, the three of us had to double spoon to keep up body heat!

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When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

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