Spoiler Paradox

When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one

“Hey delete that photo! It’s a spoiler!”
“Wait it is? I could have sworn we’ve this before”
“No it’s a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradox”

by Mufasamarini2 March 16, 2021

spoiler hibernation

(n) When one attempts to seclude themselves from the world in order to prevent the discovery of spoilers.

I did not see the last three episodes of that show. I'm going into "spoiler hibernation." Goodbye, world.

by Skyfree June 17, 2015

Spoiler

Someone with a FAT FUCKING ASS

"Did you see the ass on that SPOILER?!"

"He might be bigger than beyonce!"

by THE DARK MAD WATERSLIDER March 19, 2010

Spoiler

The worst type of crime a human can commit without facing criminal charges.
Spoiling a film can and will get you shot or deprived of your dignity and or reproductive organs

Normal Human Being:
I'm trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible

Inglorious Bastard:

Have you seen the latest Avengers movie?
Iron man *********!
Normal Human Being:
*confused sounds of firearms and deprivation of reproductive organs*

by The Everything November 01, 2019

Spoiler

I will literally spoil end game.

Captain America retires in end game, now that's a spoiler. Sorry not sorry.

by janetheevirgin May 25, 2019

Spoiler

A spoiler is when someone tells you something you didn't know thats in a movie you haven’t seen, or an anime you haven’t seen, or a manga you haven’t seen.

Johny: “Hey dude, you read the manga for My Hero Academia yet?”
Alex: “No, don’t give me any spoilers! Haha!!”
Johny: “I promise.”
.........
Johny: “SO YEAH, HAWKS IS A TRAITOR AND ALL MIGHT LOSES HIS POWERS”
Alex: “GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JOHNY!”

by someone who hates mineta February 22, 2020

Spoiler Alert

Glenn Rhee dies in The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 1
Thank you Negan for using your baseball bat named, Lucille on Glenn's head

Oh btw spoiler alert

by RGTube December 19, 2018