Skunk Diving

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.

LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY

by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011

Skunk sack

The yeastie. Skunky smell off a man's sweaty ball sack

After a long weekend of camping I had the worst case of skunk sack!

by Stan "the sweet stink" D... June 20, 2011

spunk sucks

an extremely gay person who is making gay sounds 24/7. He even jerks off in his sleep.

spunk sucks was moaning in class today! he was also showing people his dick!

by chickensarefat69 March 7, 2022

spunk socks

sock in which the male will release a load into and usually hide under his bed.

" mum have you seen my spunk socks? "

by Danny K Johnson June 23, 2006

Are you skunked?

Better way of saying are you crazy? Popular in London and used by MBbants

MBbants: Ayo G can i get that discount because my friend work here and that
Worker: Nope, sorry.
MBbants: Oi what? Are you skunked G? Give me that discount right fucking now G. Are you skunked?
Worker: leave my shop now

by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021

Hunk of Spunk

Gorgeous male specimen brimming with testosterone, a real man's man, complete with six pack.

Phwoar!!! Get a load of that hunk of spunk!!

by NatKitty June 10, 2009

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010