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Shitfacedticated

Adjective
1. (of a person or their thoughts, reactions, understanding and high level of intoxication) aware of and able to interpret complex issues while very drunk; slurring but subtle.
"discussion and reflection, whilst totally bombed, are necessary for a shitfaceticated response to a puzzling issue"
2. having, revealing, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion, culture, and intoxicants that range from the finest wines, cognacs, etc. to Ripple, Thunderbird and Night Train.
"a chic, shitfacedticated man knows which fortified wine to pair with both cordon bleu and frito pie"
"One could tell buy the cut of his Armani suit, the shine of his Ferragamo loafers, and the Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill stain around his lips, that Tobias was indeed a fine example of today's shitfacedticated man."
by JMFS13 July 15, 2014
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Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.
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The fact that you found this.
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Nice name to call someone when you like them.
Felicia "Hi shitface <3"
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every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously
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shitface (verb) : 1. to bomb on sth., to get rejected, to have sth. blow up in one's face, literally "as if to plant one's face in shit" 2. to land face first into the ground, to face plant into the ground
shitface (noun): derogatory put down to describe someone as ugly
shitfaced (adjective): to not know how bad one looks from doing stupid things while being sloppy drunk
shitface (verb): 1. "I totally shitfaced the interview, the interviewer asked me questions which I had no idea what he was talking about." 2. "Jim was running full speed down the hill when he tripped over a wire and shitfaced hard into the pavement."
shitfaced (noun): "Hey shitface! How about you go take a dirt nap with Elvis!"
shitfaced (adjective): "I got so shitfaced the other night, I had no idea I was hitting on a transvestite."
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Shitfaced

A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.
I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.
by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011
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