jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

Arm-Swinger

An arm-swinger is someone who swings their arms widely while they walk. People who swing their arms widely while they walk are generally over-weight, and tend to walk slowly. It is likely that a wide arm-swing is needed to counter-balance their large body mass while walking.

Arm-swingers are most notable when they walk in the middle of a busy sidewalk or corridor, thus inhibiting the ability of faster, non-arm swinging pedestrians to pass them. This can lead to great frustration and general deriding of fat people when one is in a hurry.

I would have just made my train today, but I got stuck behind a fucking arm-swinger when I was walking to the station.

by Mellonman November 24, 2009

Branch Swinger

A term used for a woman,usually a single mother that jumps from guy to guy. Typically using him up for his resources ( place to stay,money, babysitter) by using affection,sex,attention or pretending to be on his side and support him and his pursuits or struggles in life.

Yo,you hear Brandi moved out of Danny's and is with another dude already?
Yeah man, shes a branch swinger.

by whocaresno1uknow May 29, 2018

spingelet

a thick rubber suit to prevent being felched by your opponent during times of butt wars or arse wrestling

her tongue ricocheted off the shimmering spingelet

by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

swingers style

The opposite of Carpooling. Inspired by the movie "Swingers," guys out on the town will all drive their own car from party to party, or bar to bar, etc...

You rollin with me or are we goin swingers style?

by Hardgrove August 18, 2006

Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.

1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."

by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009

Full Springer

To exibit behavior fully characteristic of a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

Tammy done got pregnant by her fathers best friend (who since has been incarcerated for guess what) , had the baby & wants to get married 'cause she's in "love" at 15. She's only a few missed child support payments and a Mountain Dew away from a Full Springer.

by MJmoney June 17, 2009