spitzer

A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.

The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.

"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"

or

"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"

by Treasure Island April 5, 2008

spez

to wank inapropiately in public

ahh man put that away dont spez

by weinmiste July 14, 2005

speizure

having a spaz and a seizure

wow... shes totally having a speizure because her boyfreind cheated on her

by arly February 17, 2004

speticular

a combination of specific and particular.

I meant that speticular bracelet!

by jflanzz September 2, 2009

Spethnicity

The demand for more specific details of someone's ethnic background.

"You said she was Asian man! I need more spethnicity than that! Korean? Chinese? Oh, she's Burmese... is she Chin?"

by Kentoonist December 9, 2012

Spetney

someone who is dating a 12 year old well shes/he is 28

did you see that couple?
Ya there a total Spetney

by mat886 October 17, 2017

hot spitz

the profuse amount of hot saliva that forms in one's mouth just before they throw up.

move out of the way, i got the hot spitz. i'm gonna barf.

by LuLuKAY January 12, 2008