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sperm pendulum

When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.
Man, did you see the sperm pendulum hanging off that girl's chin in that last scene?
by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020
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Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina
guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then
by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008
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Sperming

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim
The new pledge got a sperming.
by suite1157 February 26, 2007
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sperm wail

The sound a man makes while shooting his baby batter.
The sperm wail was somewhat of a squeal, and all she could do was swallow it with pride.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005
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Spermfro

A particularly sad, failed attempt at a gerry curl due to over-lubricational issues.
Damn, did you see Jerry Rice on "Dancing with the Stars", his SPERMFRO was ridiculous!
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sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids
The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces
by mr butcher March 15, 2008
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Sperm Spittoon

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex
Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!
by squidgit October 7, 2010
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