scattered

How you feel after a night or week of drug taking.

"I waz scattered as after dumping all those bikkies at 'transmission'."
"I waz so scattered coming down from that Ice binge last week."

by Diego September 9, 2003

smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

by Psardy July 5, 2008

splatter boxing

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

Scatterjack

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023