spanky humpler

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...

ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...

by john flannery February 7, 2008

Thanky Spanky

(Noun) A thankful spanking. Can also be just a slap on the bottom.

"She sucked me off, so I gave her a thanky spanky."

by Spock5211 March 5, 2014

road spanky

An alcoholic beverage 22oz or greater being consumed on or inside a moving vehicle.

Dude put your road spanky down there's a cop behind us!

by rick springfield August 29, 2008

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 2, 2021

spanky disco

when something is exciting or cool

“Man you’re e so spancy disco” Or “Thats very spanky disco”

by weeweewoop September 6, 2021

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

spanky wank

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi October 10, 2016