softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)

"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"

by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006

Snotball

When a person sneezes and or blows their nose directly in to a guy's balls and he then smears it across the person's face. Often before or during a blowjob.

Chantelle: I have a nasty cold and no kleenex

J: Come here and let me snotball you

by Chadpants October 23, 2013

softball mom

A condition that makes you think your child is better than every other girl on the field. It's so severe it will actually make you crap talk a small child just to make you feel better about your kid.

That lady is talking trash about that 5 year old! Don't worry she's just a softball mom!

by imsooveryoverit October 26, 2014

Shotback

Sucks hard

“Damn that bitch gave me a good shotback”

by BrokeGirlz January 19, 2020

softball bat

A bat used to hit big yellow balls

A softball bat is used to hit nice hard yellow balls

by Bitchboy123 June 9, 2017

Softball slap

Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force

He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!

by WordMan438 August 13, 2020

sootain

gayass

Guy1: How does my ass look?
Guy2: That's a pretty sootain, can I hump on it?

by GenIsPizza May 19, 2021